I like to think that I'm up for new experiences but I've never been happy with flavoured crisps nor can I see any need to destroy muesli by making it crunchy or by adding chocolate chips.

Now it looks as though plain pastis is under assault. I didn't buy this bottle. I had it thrust upon me as a result of there being prizes even for poor players last weekend. It was very wise of the manufacturer to include in the package a rubber lemon that can be squeezed to control the stress caused by this mucking about with something that is perfect as it is.