After a day of domesticity (cut the grass, do three loads of washing) I set off for Bourges. It’s only an hour and a half away but it’s the first time I’ve been.

Probably not the last because it’s very lovely. A gorgeous medieval centre with a magnificent cathedral and other buildings of note. Their most famous citizen is, or rather was in the 15th century, a chap called Jacques Coeur who made lots of boodle, much of which he lent to Charles VII. Naturally he fell out of favour and went to prison. But he left behind a jolly mansion and here’s a detail from the façade.

Of course I went to Bourges not in pursuit of historical knowledge but to play two days of golf under the auspices of the Seniors of the Four Leagues.

The municipal course on the southern fringe of the town is very pleasant. There’s a lovely lake nearby with a sailing club, a jogging track all around and an outdoor pool is not far off. You can imagine there are worse places to be bourgeois.
This was a team competition in greensome format and Jean and I represented Les Dryades. We played respectably close to our joint handicap without covering ourselves in either glory or the other stuff. It was extremely hot but we were provided with bottles of chilled water, cans of Fanta etc at regular intervals by a young man who whizzed around in a golf cart. He raised the noisiest round of applause at the prize-giving.

On the way home I got a full frontal of an advert which had bedevilled (to a tiny extent) my stay on the Riviera, thanks to my holiday companion’s professional fixation. I’m not wild about the ad but I love the product. Here’s a picture. I leave it to you to interpret the slogan and to provide a catchy English equivalent. My starter for ten is “Aniseedy – yes!” “Anisickly – no!” You must be able to do better.

This morning I made one of my periodic visits to The Scotsman site to see how the land lies north of Hadrian’s wall. There was much of interest.
I was sorry to learn that Mr MacSween of haggis fame has bashed his neeps and chappit his tatties for the last time at the uncomfortably close age of 66.

Can you believe, as Tommy Sheridan would have it, that ten members of the executive of the Scottish Socialist party have perjured themselves to portray him as a wild swinger? He’s always been a natty dresser hasn’t he, even on half pay? These things are rumoured to go hand in hand but I await the outcome of the court case to learn the truth.

Now what thrilled me was PAL. I am sympathetic to Bill Clinton, ambivalent about bull-fighting, mildly uneasy about global capitalism, saddened by Darfur, made tepid under the collar by the intransigence of the parties in the Middle East but as anyone who has followed this blog from its beginnings will know what really gets my goat is litter. Here I found an article about a public spirited lady who, aghast as I am at the litter strewn streets and open spaces of Edinburgh and who like me makes a practice of picking up litter, has, unlike me, got off her arse and started a campaign, People Against Litter, to enlist the common man and woman in the great fight. She has shamelessly borrowed slogans from Mao Tze Tung and the like and brought great clichés to bear but she is right. I commend her campaign to you and exhort you to sign up. Become a PAL today! You know it makes sense!